The Blank Who Stole Christmas

Rapid Fire Theatre’s hit holiday musical THE BLANK WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS returns to the stage November 28 – December 21 — bigger, bolder, and more unpredictable than ever.

Each performance of this fan-favourite Christmas tradition features a surprise guest star in the title role — The Blank. The catch? The guest has never rehearsed, doesn’t know a single line, and the cast has no idea who’s showing up. The result is an uproarious night of improvised chaos and festive cheer that’s completely different every time.

Three Versions — Choose Your Vibe

Nice (All Ages)

Family-friendly fun with no swearing. Previous ​“Nice” Blanks have included Barbie, Batman, and Jack Skellington.

Naughty (14+ discretion advised)

Playful language, cheeky humour, and adult themes. Previous ​“Naughty” Blanks have included The Devil, Gollum, and Bob & Doug Mackenzie.

Nasty (18+)

Completely unfiltered, bold, and blush-worthy. Previous ​“Nasty” Blanks have included Scarface and Austin Powers.